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[dillonrockstar]

Tim Riggins

GENDER: Male
AGE: 20
SEEKING: Friends, Cuddle Buddy, Dating, Friends with Benefits, Long-term relationship
EXTRA: Sometimes you just have to ask yourself: What Would Riggins Do?

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Comments

[dillonrockstar]

Nah, I can totally see how it would be both. Plus, you've gotta get tired of looking at fake dicks.

[marginalized]

Oh, I don't know, you'd be surprised how innovative the dildo manufacturers can be. Some of them are actually kind of clever. I get bored with the customers asking dumb questions. Or sticky returns. I hate sticky returns.

[dillonrockstar]

Seriously? Y'all take returns? That's bullshit.

[marginalized]

Not on toys, man. We rent movies.

[dillonrockstar]

Dude.... gloves. That's all I can think and lots of bleach.

[marginalized]

So, so much hand sanitizer, believe me.

[dillonrockstar]

I'd probably punch people who return sticky things.

[marginalized]

Not if you had bills to pay and no other job prospects, you wouldn't. Gotta be more subtle than that. Like, recently, I was training this new girl and when she pulled out a guy's rental card, she asked what 'sticky returns' meant because he was one of our regulars and he's got a bad habit of doing that, so we keep track, and I took the opportunity to shame him by explaining it to her right in front of him.

My favorite part was the look on her face, though. That was even better than the look on his haha.

[dillonrockstar]

I'd probably do it anyway. I fuck things up that way. Guy ever come back after that?

I bet she went for the hand sanitizer.

[marginalized]

Nah, that was a couple of days ago, he usually only shows up once a week. He'll be back. He's been coming back for years.

Sure did haha.

[dillonrockstar]

Totally screwed up. Even I know the internet is for porn. [ And Tim isn't the brightest bulb]

[marginalized]

People actually kind of dig some of the vintage stuff we've got, I think; stuff that's way harder to find on the internet. Plus I think some people like that old school feel of browsing the shelves instead of clicking through links, I don't know. That's all I can come up with for a reason why in this year of our Lord 2013 people would still be coming to porn shops for videos.

[dillonrockstar]

Guess I can understand that. Whoa. Wait. 2013? It's 2010 where I'm from.

[marginalized]

...shut up, we traveled through time, too? No fucking way! Swear to God, it was 2013 back home for me.

[dillonrockstar]

Hell if I know. Sure seems that way though.

[marginalized]

Dude, that's kind of awesome though. How many people can say that? You know?

[dillonrockstar]

Besides Bill and Ted? [ Alex seems like the kind of guy who'd get that reference]

You just here for a vacation or are planning on staying a while?

[marginalized]

Exactly.

I haven't actually decided yet. I think I'm gonna play it by ear. I'm not exactly looking forward to going home, right now so... What about you?

[dillonrockstar]

Nah. Home is about to suck big time. [Because he's about to go to prison for running a chop shop]

[marginalized]

Balls. Sorry to hear it. Stick around for a while, then, if nothing's stopping you, bro.

[dillonrockstar]

Sort of what I'm planning for the time being. I'll look you up sometime. We can have a beer.

[marginalized]

Sounds good, man. Talk to you later.